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The government provides manuals for new home-owners and new motor vehicle operators, but what's a new superhero to do? Ka-POW!

Suppose you get that overdue promotion to hit man. The hours are great, the perks are generous, and there's plenty of room for advancement.

Though biblical scholars have searched for centuries, little is known about the childhood of Jesus.

Nothing captures the magic of Christmas like the drooling face of a child and a cheap-ass little fake tree." —An Old-Fashioned Christmas In the tradition of Holidays on Ice and Bad Santa, Pa

"Lost in thought... please send a search party." Co-edikit tackles our most complicated, fun and devoted relationship — sisterhood — with its characteristically witty wisecracks.

Down, Boy! is a tongue-in-cheek guide to breaking in a new boyfriend.

Dr. Juan is that rarest of rarities, a scholar with a sense of humor.

Snoopy is the quintessential cartoon dog smile-bringer. From his bantering with Woodstock to his fantasy life, it's no wonder that he's the most popular Peanuts cartoon character!

May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria.

If you like sporting novelty sweaters, dipping everything in ranch dressing, smothering your home with sunflowers and white wicker and eating top-notch dinners at Cracker Barrel, then you might be

Menopause means . . . breaking down in sobs at the checkout counter when you realize you love Costco more than your husband." — Menopause Means . . .

It was a third-grade teacher who recognized Vicky Howard's talent and encouraged her on the path to becoming a successful artist.

While the Granville family dutifully entertain their guests at Devonton Abbey, an ace team of Secret Service agents camp out as unsuspecting household staff, protecting the Royal Crown and her citi

Looking for laughs? Get thee to a nunnery!The Book of Bad Habits takes us behind convent walls for a hilarious look at nuns like you've never seen them before.

Much Ado about Stuffing brings together the best and worst specimens featured on Twitter's hugely popular @CrapTaxidermy feed, along with some never before seen abominations of nature.