National Network for Equitable Library Service

"They say the last straw was when Jennifer Lopez asked Ben Affleck to tell her honestly, 'Why do people always take an instant dislike to me?' and he said, 'It saves time.'

Once upon a time in America, storefront help-wanted signs reading "Irish Need Not Apply" were commonplace.

"Cleaning is the most boring, pointless way to spend your time that ever existed," writes author Mary McHugh.

Ah, what would popular culture be without characters such as Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson, along with the pop culture-centrific media that covers them?

explosexuawesome: adj. An eye-bursting, skull-incinerating, kitty-consternating brand of cool. You know, the type of job we all want.

According to a recent Gallup Poll, 88% of Americans are dissatisfied with some aspect of their current vocations.

This is not just a book about running. It's a book about cupcakes. It's a book about suffering.

"This laugh-out-loud hilarious book is mandatory reading for parents, and should be taught in schools as the "cautionary tale" portion of Sex Ed.

"Seeing family is like catching a head cold: a temporary discomfort relieved by a snifter or four of brandy." —Jeremy Greenberg Relative Discomfort is a sidesplitting, guffaw-inducing g

Women are constantly being told what to do. It's time someone explained in simple, practical, fun terms what not to do.

"Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage."—Paracelsus For the wine lover on your list, this clever collection entertains and reminds us that it's al

Did you suddenly wake up and realize you are old? How did this happen? Where did all your youthful health, energy and beauty go? And what can you do to recapture it and revitalize your life?

Men at Work showcases dozens of original full-color photos based on the popular websites There, I Fixed It and FAIL Blog, two of the most trafficked Cheezburger sites.

Who’s fault is it when a man crashes into a table, tearing several ligaments and suffering a severed tendon while attempting in vain to improve his base-stealing technique in his den?

"If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." —Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh!