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Milking the Rhino Dangerously Funny Lists

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  • Author: Rush, Chris
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    "Chris Rush promised that if I gave him a favorable blurb, he would agree to be placed in a secure, isolated neuropsychiatric facility, away from the rest of us. Here goes: 'Chris's book is crammed with good, big, sick belly laughs.' Your turn, Chris." —George Carlin "I first saw Chris Rush 30 years ago, and he killed me. He has a bizarre, funny way of looking at things, and this book is proof of that." —Jay Leno "Chris Rush combines the stream-of-consciousness of a Lenny Bruce, a Monty-Pythonesque appreciation of the surreally absurd and the mental energy of a Robin Williams." —New York Times "He is universal and intellectual without being elitist." —Variety Comedian Chris Rush was one of the original contributors to National Lampoon magazine. He can be heard on Sirius and XM satellite radio and on the Joey Reynolds radio show every Friday at 1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. In Milking the Rhino, Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughter. Lists include: Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never See Twenty-Five Really Lousy Jobs The 10 Worst Pickup Lines Ten Bizarre Hobbies Fourteen Novelty Items That Never Took Off Four Things You Shouldn't Do in Zero-Gravity Conditions Four U.F.O. Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual

    Language(s): English
    ISBN:

    9780740789618

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"Chris Rush promised that if I gave him a favorable blurb, he would agree to be placed in a secure, isolated neuropsychiatric facility, away from the rest of us. Here goes: 'Chris's book is crammed with good, big, sick belly laughs.' Your turn, Chris." —George Carlin "I first saw Chris Rush 30 years ago, and he killed me. He has a bizarre, funny way of looking at things, and this book is proof of that." —Jay Leno "Chris Rush combines the stream-of-consciousness of a Lenny Bruce, a Monty-Pythonesque appreciation of the surreally absurd and the mental energy of a Robin Williams." —New York Times "He is universal and intellectual without being elitist." —Variety Comedian Chris Rush was one of the original contributors to National Lampoon magazine. He can be heard on Sirius and XM satellite radio and on the Joey Reynolds radio show every Friday at 1 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. In Milking the Rhino, Rush uses a series of unforgettable surreal images to create hilarious verbal cartoons presented in a seductive list form to transport you into a world of nonstop laughter. Lists include: Seven Examples of Truth in Advertising You Will Never See Twenty-Five Really Lousy Jobs The 10 Worst Pickup Lines Ten Bizarre Hobbies Fourteen Novelty Items That Never Took Off Four Things You Shouldn't Do in Zero-Gravity Conditions Four U.F.O. Incidents That Are Weirder Than Usual

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