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The more you find out about penguins, the more they seem to have in common with another oddly endearing flightless biped. Namely, us.

Nothing captures the magic of Christmas like the drooling face of a child and a cheap-ass little fake tree." —An Old-Fashioned Christmas In the tradition of Holidays on Ice and Bad Santa, Pa

Looking for laughs? Get thee to a nunnery!The Book of Bad Habits takes us behind convent walls for a hilarious look at nuns like you've never seen them before.

Getting Old Sucks!... But It Beats the Alternative! is the coupon books for those not afraid to complain about their age, but not afraid to laugh about it!

Forget that overpriced greeting card! These 50 illustrated vouchers are the perfect way to honor the mother of all milestones: the big 5-0.

Spokeswoman for a generation, Jackie is saucy, sassy and sure of herself. Now she shares her wisdom for the ageless in Who's Counting?

According to a recent Gallup Poll, 88% of Americans are dissatisfied with some aspect of their current vocations.

You know that wonderful feeling you get when you accomplish a task you've been avoiding, delaying, or tiptoeing around? Wouldn't it be great to have that feeling every day?

Forget that overpriced greeting card! These 50 illustrated vouchers are the perfect way to celebrate the 60s.

Commemorate the specific milestone of going over the hill with over 50 hilarious coupons in Age is Irrelevant (Until You Hit 40!).

Holidays are for lovers, just apparently not Ben Haggerty. Not this holiday. After his degree-seeking lover leaves humble blue-collar Ben, Ben spends the Yuletide miserable.

Mark Vincent has had enough. After his old cover ops organization is disbanded, he’s relegated to the CIA, where his career is slowly being strangled to death by conspiracy and apathy.

Giving up a life as rent boy Sweetcheeks for his lover, William Matheson, was an easy decision for Theo Bascopolis.

Sequel to 'Houseboat on the Nile' Highly ranked CIA officer Quinton Mann finds himself in a relationship with Mark Vincent—for exactly five days.

Mark Vincent is WBIS—Washington Bureau of Intelligence and Security. Quinton Mann is staunchly CIA.