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Does your mother-in-law still buy your husband underwear? Show up at your home unannounced? Do you keep hoping that aliens will kidnap her? If so, you must have M.I.L.D.E.W.!

Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but the alien known as "teenager" comes from a place way beyond those two.

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." —Mark Twain Virtually every American, regardless of social status, eats fast food.

A parody of the famed Keep Calm and Carry On British motivational poster, and featuring the same successful format as the bestselling Keep Calm and Carry On book, Now Panic and Freak Out is destine

No need for a second opinion — this collection is a healthy dose of funny.

Turn to any page and get a jolt that will wake, motivate, inspire or just plain give you that much-needed moment of feel-good perspective.

With universal appeal, these jokes are always great ice-breakers and sure to bring on fits of laughter. Filled with some old ones, some new ones and even some blue ones, A Guy Goes into a Bar . .

"Howard's snowmen, Victorian-styled gardens and holiday scenes appear on some of the nation's bestselling giftwraps, paper products, throws, and clothing." — The Kansas City St

Ink Pen never runs out of insights into the seedy underbelly of cartoon character employment. Dunlap has a truly unique perspective and storytelling style about the odd world of cartooning.

In his comic strip Rubes, cartoonist and "sit-down" comedian Leigh Rubin takes a careful look at everyday situations and human nature — and then pokes fun at them.

When funnyman Dave Barry asked readers about their least favorite tunes, he thought he was penning just another installment of his weekly  syndicated humor column.

"Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." —Rep.

Bestselling author Merry Bloch Jones lets hundreds of women dish out the good, the bad and the funny of female relationships.

Coach Tom Krause is one of those teachers you never forget. His lessons in class or on the court stick with his students for lfe.

Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet.