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If you have ever petted a cat, then you know technique is everything.

In his hilarious yet disturbing (because it's so true) book Creepiosity: A Hilarious Guide to the Unintentionally Creepy, comedy writer David Bickel presents readers with 100 of the most unset

There be no callin' 'dibs' in piratin.' Booty be divided among the crew, from the lowest deckswabber to the highest masthand.

Urbandictionary.com — bearing the slogan "Define Your World" — serves more than 1.5 million visitors each month.

Everyday stories from American history that are not true are repeated in museums and classrooms across the country.

So many freaks . . . so few circuses." This hip relationship manual (part self-help and part self-expression) pairs inspired sarcasm with expressive illustrations.

Flagrant exaggerations and distorted facts begin to unfold as members of Tim's, Phyllis's and Bob's families are exposed for a greeting card venture gone mad! MikWright . . .

What's the sexiest thing you can do, by yourself or with a partner,  that's guaranteed to titillate your senses, stimulate your mind and release tension?

If John Bartlett (Familiar Quotations) was reborn as a sportscaster his name would be Hartley Miller. You Don't Say!

Inside Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify, Adams tackles the subjects of Elbonian slave labor, faulty product recalls, less-than-anonymous employee surveys and more.

Anyone who works in a fabric-covered box can relate to Dilbert. Since 1989, Dilbert has been the touchstone of office humor for people all over the world.

Bucky B. Katt is leading the charge of the Highlands Kittyscouts.

Start with an everyday occurrence, add several helpings of absurdity, a few cups of silliness and a dash of sickness and you get Close to Home.

A small town in the American Southwest... everything in the desert is designed to prick you, wound you or eat you. What better metaphor for 21st century Earth?

Some people claim that it is possible to survive High School — that the numbing lectures, first period P.E.